What is Man Gravy?
1.
Warm, creamy, sometimes gooey or sticky discharge from the act of love-making. See also: baby batter
I covered her mashed potato mountains in my man gravy.
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2.
End result of leaving a fourteen year old boy at home alone for two+ hours with unblocked Internet access.
Tommy spent ten minutes cleaning his man gravy off of the keyboard.
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3.
spuzz/ semen
I unloaded my man gravy into her, thus making her pregnant
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4.
The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting.
Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"
"That room is completely covered in Man Gravy!"
"I accidentally got Man Gravy all over my bed sheets."
Tom served her a fresh helping of Man Gravy.
Too much Man Gravy is always a good thing.
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