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When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for t..
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A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.
She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.
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Ashleigh Yeo is a prime example of the most perfectest person in the world; she is absolutely fucking amazing however one bad habbit is ..
