What is Man In The Mirror?
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Masturbating in front of the mirror.
Micheal Jackson coined the phrase with his eighties classic song Man in the mirror, the song was cleverly disguised as a song about world peace however listening back we all know MJ was really singing wanking at the mirror.
"Sorry I burnt the pizza guys, I was busy with the man in the mirror"
"Is there any window polish bob ? the man in the mirror has made a right mess again."
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