Man In The Mirror

What is Man In The Mirror?

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Masturbating in front of the mirror.

Micheal Jackson coined the phrase with his eighties classic song Man in the mirror, the song was cleverly disguised as a song about world peace however listening back we all know MJ was really singing wanking at the mirror.

"Sorry I burnt the pizza guys, I was busy with the man in the mirror"

"Is there any window polish bob ? the man in the mirror has made a right mess again."

See wanking, masturbation, frapping, frap
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