Man Jam

What is Man Jam?


1.

Slightly salty gentleman's relishproduced from warm curdled clam juice. Often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)

"Open wide!" moaned Dennis. And with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.

- From the Autobiography Of Baroness Margaret Thatcher

2.

White viscous fluid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: "baby gravy", "man paste", "man custard", "cock paste", "cum", "jizz", "root juice", "seed", "semen", "sperm", "spunk", or "splooge

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough man jam in his ass.

or

I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my man jam.

3.

when u tell some1 to calm down or to relax (also used to piss ppl off)

The teacher was shouting so Gavin said " Bruv MAN JAM!

See annoy, teacher, shouting, boy, relax


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