What is Man Law?
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Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid down by ONE MAN then agree to by MANY,it is then said to be LAW.The law is what you make of it.Study them hard and any problem can be easily sovled in a HEDERO fashon.Law can't be subject to change unless absulote need of change.Let this document be the fondation for all the laws you make(or The MLF).TO MEN!TO FOOD!TO WOMEN!TO BEER(beer being last makes it most important)!MAN LAW!
*No Blocking(if your friends already with that girl you spit game to on the regular,STOP TALKING TO HER)
MAN LAW!
*Share With Your Fellow Man(sluty women,six pack of beer,cigs,what you make of it)
MAN LAW!
*When At The Urinal Stare Directly Ahead(no wandering eyes cause thats just wrong)
MAN LAW!
*When Slaping Women On The Ass Be Careful(to hard,they slap back,to soft,what was the point,open palm with a slight grip at contact,you get a smile from her)
MAN LAW!
*No Watching Porn With Your Freinds(because it always leads to a odd conversation at one point or another)
MAN LAW!
*No Abusing Beer(just don't)
MAN LAW!
*When Everyone Leaves Out To Go Bar Hoping Everyone Has To Pitch In $3.50 To The Desanated Driver(unless your on a shutle bus)
MAN LAW!
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The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.
"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
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only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever
MAN LAW!
all hail man god!!!!!
MAN LAW!!!!
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Originated from a series of Budweiser commercials where a group of supposedly (manly) men, namely celebrities and athletes, sit around a table deciding the secret codes of conduct for men.
1) What to do when a guy sticks his finger in your beer. Solution: "you poke it you own it" Man law!
2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law!
