Man Nap

What is Man Nap?


1.

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.

What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.

2.

A nap taking place at a field of work where one "hides" from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.

The Romanian has been behind the TVs for an hour now and customers need help. He must be taking a man nap!

3.

Getting some quality sleep where you shouldn't be.

I hadn't slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. I came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours...

Good times...

4.

taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.

GEORGE: Jerry, look at my eyes.

JERRY: A little less beady today.

GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.

JERRY: Sounds like a really cool fort.

^^see? George takes a man nap.

5.

Man Napping is the Civilian Equivalent of the Forced Rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. This is generally ordered by the NCOs or Officers in your Platoon, Flight or Division.

Can be a restful and recuperative thing...

I was man napping during my shift... Got caught but I didn't get RTUed, I just caught el supremo...


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