Man Napkin

What is Man Napkin?

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"

Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

See pants, napkin, man, wipe, grease

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