Man Of The Sea

What is Man Of The Sea?


1.

Some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.

"Man of the sea, open up! I need to use the bathroom!"

"Can I stay in here?"

"What? Are you gay?"

"I'll promise not to look."

"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."

2.

sexist bizznitch of the hizzle, ma nizzle

Oooh, now THERE'S a man of the sea...!


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