What is Man Padding?
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When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
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when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag
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A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
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