Man Period Edit Meaning

1.

The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.

Symptoms Include:

-fear of reality

-abrupt irritibility

-unwillingness to solve problems

-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings

-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)

-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day

-onset of inwardness

-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings

-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it

-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness

-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)

-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it

-the OPPOSITE of helpful

"You should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot."

"Well anyways, I explained the situation to him and hopefully he's not secretly angry..he hasn't replied yet..I suspect man period is the culprit."

See period, menstration, pms, mangina

2.

pmsing of the male gender.

Males seem to have a "period" as like females.

None of the bleeding syndormes but the mood swings and high level of irriation.

man period symtoms

-Yelling,shouting constantly

-storming off in a mad /anger mannor

-making others feel guilty

-seeming to think that their always right

-savere mood swings

-irritated more than usual

-non willing to addmit they did something wrong

-lazyness

-more than the usual food consumption

-more emotional intake

See yelling, irritation

3.

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.

I f**ked him so hard in the arse last night he had a man period all over the sheets.

See man period, man, anal, gay

4.

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:

--Extreme rationality

--Enhanced awesomeness

--Supreme driving ability

--Math and Science skills

--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate

--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

See manperiod, man-period, radical