Man Ply

What is Man Ply?


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When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.

Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."

Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."

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