What is Man Positioning System?


1.

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?

Man: I use my MPS.

Person: Your what?

Man: My Man Positioning System.

Person: Hooray!

See man, system, mps, global, manliness, gps


50

Random Words:

1. A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing. "It was m..
1. The person that makes difficult things a reality. A magic do-er of difficult deeds. Cool idea but that'll never happen. Wrong, we..
1. A word invented to describe a Miss Kasey Sylvester and her bubbly personality. It is defined as one having Kasey-like or silly qualitie..