What is Man Positioning System?
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Also Man-P-S or MPS
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
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