What is Man Positioning System?


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Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?

Man: I use my MPS.

Person: Your what?

Man: My Man Positioning System.

Person: Hooray!

See man, system, mps, global, manliness, gps


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