What is Man Positioning System?


1.

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?

Man: I use my MPS.

Person: Your what?

Man: My Man Positioning System.

Person: Hooray!

See man, system, mps, global, manliness, gps


50

Random Words:

1. a real fucking word, see also, norton. 8====> Caleb is one interfucking shithead. See norton, caleb, bonnie, inter, fucking..
1. Expense Fraud. That guy done a bardsloid by putting 3 lapdances on his expenses and fiddling the receipts. See Cecil..
1. Pronounced "Zlaype" (as in rape) For background information, see "Xlap". A "Xlape" is the action of &quo..