What is Man Splatter?
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1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
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An erection, or a boner.
"Yes darling, you know I really love you, now take hold of this plump chicken and stroke it till it cluck..
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..