Man Swine Flu

What is Man Swine Flu?

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

See flu, swine flu, illness, cold, sniffles, man flu

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