Man Tool

What is Man Tool?


1.

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

See remote control, clicker, television, tv, power


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