What is Man Tool?
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An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.
Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)
Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?
Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?
Guy: Go get me a beer!
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