Man Tool

What is Man Tool?

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

See remote control, clicker, television, tv, power

Blomkin

1. a blomnkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet,taking a shit hey man, last night i got a blomkin from Jake Reid See blow job, head..

Jimmy Nguyen

1. a vietnamese dude that lives in jersey. jimmy nguyen is sex. See jimmy, nguyen, sex, anime, manga 2. An exceptionally skilled martia..

Qwung

1. A word that when said correctly will enlarge the size of your mother dick thusfore leaving you a dickless faggot and/or a total goosecoc..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Man Tool Edit Meaning