Man Turtle

What is Man Turtle?

90% turtle 10% man.A vere slow unmanly person

You are such a man turtle!

See man, turtle, slow, female

E-cred

1. A measure of one's success at pretending to be cool online. Synonym: e-penis I totally won e-cred by telling the n00b to stfu whi..

Zombie Answering Machine

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Toot Session

1. A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and onl..

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