What is Man Wash?
1.
When a guy washes his hands with as little water as possible, usually without soap. He then proceeds to dry his still dirty hands transfering most of the dirt to a clean hand towel. The hands usually come away cleaner than the towel.
Husband: Honey, I've finished working in the garage.
Wife: Did you remember to wash your hands?
Husband: (fucking
nag ....to himself of course) Yes dear.
Wife: Did you use soap?
Husband: Soap?
Wife: You stupid
fuck head , that's another good hand towel you've ruined with your man wash!
Husband: Shut up bitch, or I'll summon
Limecat !
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2.
to wash a peice of clothing, without any soap or water, just spray it with a lot of axe body spray.
my hoodie smelled so i gave it a quick man wash
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3.
To try to clean your shirt or any other article of clothing using a wet cloth or even in more desperate situations, spit & your finger. Used when you need to get rid of a stain (or at least make it so it's not so noticeable) real fast & on the fly.
"John got a pasta stain on his shirt & dipped his napkin into his glass of water to try to clean it"
"Matt got this big ass lasagna sauce stain on his shirt! Looks like he gave it a quick man wash cuz it's not as noticeable as it was at first"
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4.
A human car wash. Traditionally run by man-washettes, a girl or team of girls who perform the Man Wash, visitors to a Man Wash are lathered up, scrubbed down and towel dried by these beautiful girls. Man Washes can also be recreated at home in the shower
1) I am so hot and sweaty – I could do with a Man Wash
2) She’s hot – she could give me a Man Wash any day
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