Manaconda

What is Manaconda?


1.

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

See murkle

2.

A man's anaconda, or very large penis

-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"

-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"

See shlong, dick, cock, weiner

3.

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.

Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.

See dong, dick, meat, snake, Hostile Sausage

4.

a large male penis, usually describes a large penis that is not fully erect.

"That bro has a manaconda."

See shlong, chub, weiner, boner

5.

What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.

My date slipped me roofies and fucked me with his manaconda, I will never walk normally again

6.

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"


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