What is Management?
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An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of
Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.
Ralph: That’s management for you.
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2.
A major that, as a condition for acceptance, requires the applicant to be unskilled in any area of recognized professional expertise.
My dad didn't want to do any work, so he majored in management. It's company-sponsed
welfare .
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A branch that requires the student to be extremely intelligent and teaches him to know everything about how a company works. Management is a complexed major where one must study economics, accounting, mathematics, marketing, law, etc.
- This guy had a Bachelor in Management.
- Wow, he must be really smart and rich !
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