What is Manager?
1.
Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't
2.
The career goal of every employee too useless or lazy to do any REAL work
Vic Barron thinks that if he blows enough managers, they might eventually make him a manager too.
3.
sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it
manager's friend: what did you do at work today
manager: nothing really...
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4.
Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.
She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.
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5.
Slang term for a woman among a group of single women at an enetertainment venue, whose self-appointed task is to prevent single males or groups of males from approaching any of the members of "her" group.
While not always physically unattractive, the manager of a group will always have an unattractive attitude towards socail interaction with men, possibly due to a traumatic experience herself. Astoundingly, few if any are
" There was a bunch of real lookers in the club last night, but their manager kept getting in my way when I went over to ask them to dance "
6.
a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".
Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR
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7.
A secretary who can fire you.
manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i'll go do some useless paperwork.
employee: but...
manager: you're fired. now get back to work.
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