Managerspeak

What is Managerspeak?

The idiom of idiots. Things that managers say to obfuscate their true meaning.

Examples of managerspeak are "market realignment", "pro-active", "actionable", "incentivise" etc.

See idiom, bullshit, blurb

Can-opener

1. When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both..

Drug Sex

1. Sex between people while on drugs We smoked some crack then had awesome drug sex. See drugs, sex, bitches, fucking, sexy..

Homosynthesis

1. When someone changes from being straight to gay. Person 1: Did you know (insert name here)'s just gone through homosynthesis? Per..

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