Manassas

What is Manassas?


1.

Manassas is a city 30 minutes outside Washington D.C. Its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. When asked, people like to think of manassas as a shit-hole. There are some nice areas. Areas such as Georgetown South and that area of manassas are stock full of mexicans. There seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in manassas. So many Coke-heads and Smoking pot is an everyday occurance. You remember the guy that got his penis cut off? yeah he was from manassas. I believe it was the Lorena Bobbit that cut her husbands penis off and threw it in the street.

Dirt = manassas = mexicans

2.

Possibly the shittiest place in the country, besides Watts, South Central, or even hell. Dominated by industrial trucks full of mexican illegal immigrants or redneck assholes that tailgate you on a 35 mph road. Nobody knows how to drive in Manassas, which is ironic because most people own either huge SUVs or pick-up trucks. Manassas is also home to the largest amount of auto dealerships on the east coast. There are three types of teenagers in Manassas: trustafarians, wiggers, and thugs. People usually frequently make fun of the name as well for good reason, which sounds like "man's asses".

Person 1: Dude, did you see that picture of Manassas in today's paper?

Person 2: I actually just saw a picture of a piece of elephant shit.

Person 1: Exactly.

See manassas, shit, shithole, trustafarian, dung, mexican, immigrant

3.

one of the best cities in the western hemisphere... seriously its full of immigrants and people from all over... Hispanics, whites, blacks, arabs, asian, the whole deal. georgetown south and the occasional trailer park are places that uptight white folk might want to stay away from though...

"hey we're thinking of going to DC for the summer want to come?"

"naah man manassas is where all the good stuff is happening"

"oh good idea let's go to manassas"

See best, manassas, white, trash

4.

a place in northern virginia where hicks and redneck rebels mostly run it

mixed with some hispanic and black but mostly hicks. they try to make up gangs to protect them selves from real gangs there closest neighbor Centreville . centreville gangs are probably the only real gangs in northern virginia because of some neighborhoods on welfare in it including The Meadows, The Knolls . and D-Block.

yo we be gangstas right?

yeah lets go to centreville?

NO there way to gangsta for us were just trying to fit in


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