What is Manatee?
1.
A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.
The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"
2.
A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says
Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say
ralree ?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
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3.
a girl that is really fat and swims
Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!
4.
1. a blubbery mass that resembles the sea going creature under the same name.
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4. a blowhard that attempts skateboard in swimming pools. also known to complain about every skatepark built pool or bowl. known to whine when in the presence of all
Mike: Cripes! Did you see Gayrab the other day at the race?
Chris: Get out! He actually showed up to a race?
Mike: Yes! I couldn't believe it. The manatee will never stand on the podium. He talks so much b.s. but he can't ever backup anything. It's a wonder he's not locked up as a 5150 case. What a nutjob.
Chris: You are 100% correct. Why, just the other day, he was up to his usual troll activity on my website forum again.
Both: What a flamer.
5.
The only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats.
Family Guy is written by manatees? Of course, it all makes sense now.
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6.
A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.
Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
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7.
A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly
Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally
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