What is Manbeardyke?
1.
Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"
"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"
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2.
Similar to manbearpig, except half man, half bear, half dyke. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. Often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
1: "Holy crap, did you see that?"
2: "No? What happened?"
1: "Another manbeardyke sighting!"
"Com on guys, I'm super duper serial. Manbeardyke really does exist!"
See