Manbearpig

What is Manbearpig?


1.

the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!

See bearmanpig, manbearpig

2.

According to Al Gore, the end of all humankind as we know it.

It's ManBearPig, not PigBearMan.

See manbearpig, man bear pig

3.

1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig

al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig

See man, bear, pig, manbearpig, south park

4.

A figment of Al Gore's mathematically impaired creativity. Al Gore obviously did not pass high school mathematics.

half man + half bear + half pig = the mathematical monstrousity that is manbearpig

See south park, liberal, democrat, douche

5.

A fictional character created by Al Gore in an episode of southpark. Gore creates manbearpig to get attention, and then later claims to kill him, thus making him the savior of southpark. Nobody cares.

"manbearpig is coming, and i am SUPER CEREAL"

-Al Gore

See southpark, cereal, fake, excelsior

6.

Manbear pig is a terrible beast that Al gore warned us all about but we wouldn't take him "serial". He tried to attack tourists in Colorado Spring's Cave of the Winds but Al Gore vanquished him. He is planning on making a movie about him and MBP so people will take him "super serial"

First it was GLobal Warning now its Manbearpig, he's just trying to spead awareness people.

See mbp, south park, global warming

7.

From an episode of South Park featuring Al Gore. In the episode Gore is depicted as a paranoid guy who believes in a non-existent monster--"Manbearpig"--that is part man, part bear, and part pig. He believes the Manbearpig is a great threat.

South Park's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, don't believe in global warming and the episode "Manbearpig" is their way of saying that when Al Gore talks about the dangers of global warming he is getting all worked up over something that doesn't even exist.

"The South Park guys think that global warming is a myth just like the Manbearpig, even though there's tons of evidence that it's happening, and they make fun of Gore for worrying about it."

See south park, global warming, retards


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