What is Manbed?
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An unfortunate occurance where multiple people of the male gender are forced (generally by space constraints) to sleep in the same bed. The acceptable method for sleeping in Manbed is for all parties involved to sleep on different layers of blankets, to reduce the risk of unwanted contact or spooning.
We got a room at the Holiday Inn, but when we got there they only had one King size bed. Manbed ensued.
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1st Rule of Manbed…You don’t talk about Manbed!
What is Manbed?
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
