What is Mancakes?
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1) Bachelor food. Usually made from assorted food stuffs in the home (see bachelor pad). Inedible to females.
2) The dried cakes of semen left on the abs when one has fallen asleep following a good wanking. (see also Man-chips)
1) Hey, Dave, I'm frying up some mancakes, you want one?
2) Hey, Dave, I tossed up some mancakes (also Man-chips), you want one?
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Mancakes is the pancake breakfast a guy offers to cook a girl when he wants to have sex with her for the first time.
"Sweetie, let's stay at your place tonight. I'll cook you my special mancakes in the morning."
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A Man with either an unimpressional physique or sculpted body with no pecs. Most likely a geekish man with a boney body and a completely flat chest. That chest is known as his "mancakes"
"Tommys been workin' out 5 days a week, like 2 months ago, he's ripped, but he still got them mancakes though."
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Very sexy men. Often preceded by "Mysteriously Masked..."
I want to be whisked away by some mysteriously masked mancakes!
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