What is Mancelona?
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A small town in northwest lower Michigan, with a very colorful array of people - including, but not limited to, drunks ..living right near the bank.., child molesters ..in front of the middle school and library.., and potheads ..found in the high school, mainly...
However, the football team kicks ass, so it makes up for everything.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about Mancelona? I heard they were all crazy over there."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but the varsity team fucking rocks, so who cares."
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