What is Mandela?
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The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.
"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"
"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."
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Synonym to
"I'm going to
Robben Island to release Mandela, it's been pressurizing for a while"
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The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides it..
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1. (n) the crap fallowing constipation.
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One who cannot control his (or her) mud.
Justin's Irritable Bowel Syndrome often causes him to be a poop loser.
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