Mandela

What is Mandela?


1.

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

See masterbate, beat off, choke the chicken, rub one off

2.

Synonym to feces. Used in connection with Robben Island.

"I'm going to Robben Island to release Mandela, it's been pressurizing for a while"

See nelson mandela, apartheid, crap, feces, shit


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