Mandles

What is Mandles?


1.

A candle scented specifically for a man's tastes. Instead of a typical, womanly, scent, such as roses or perfumes, a mandle might smell like coffee or tobacco.

I just bought five mandles that smell like WD-40!

See candle, candles, gay, smells

2.

Flip-Flops (sandles) for men

Man + Sandles = MANDLES!!!

Brad said that the space inbetween his big toe and the next one hurt after wearing mandles.

3.

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

4.

"Man handles" i.e. when a fat man's rolls on his sides make for handles you can grab onto.

Jeff finished eating his greasy KFC before I grabbed his mandles.

See fat, rolls, pig, hog, walrus

5.

Originated in Mechanicsburg PA. It is a variation on the ever popular word "sandles". Some individuals felt that this word was too girly and decided to make it more masculine, hence Mandles.

Hey dad, you think its warm enough to wear my mandles?


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