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Too drunk to stand upright, an abbreviation for the term "Tore-up from the floor up".
Nah, man, no tequila for me. Leaves me ..
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm jus..
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An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each ho..