Mandruff

What is Mandruff?


1.

tiny bits of tissue that remain on an a man's facial stubble after blowing his nose.

James' mandruff, after he returned from the mirrorless bathroom, caused a minor a distraction at the dinner table.

See dandruff, tissue, stubble, kleenex, facial hair

2.

used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men

look at john he is such a mandruff

See colbert, jon, waxer

3.

similar to dandruff, it is dry flakes falling from a man's balls.

Petey tried to use Head & Shoulders on his nuts, but he still had mandruff accumulating in his tighty whiteys.

See dry balls

4.

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

5.

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'

And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?

Dude: Oh christ no!


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