What is Mandurah?
1.
The latest Australian Census has named Mandurah as the fastest growing city in all of Australia.
Mandurah is an idyllic waterside paradise. It is a place of beauty where tanned girls roam the beaches and streets scantily clad and carefree.
Mandurah is nirvana.
I'm heading down to Mandurah for the weekend...an hour on the bus and you're in paradise- beaches, babes, bikinis, fishing and surfing.
What more can a man ask for?
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2.
A place in the south western part of Australia, just south of Perth.
Full of losers from wannabe's to dole bludgers.
People from around Peth usually refer to people from Mandurah as either 'a bunch of old farts' or 'a bunch of country wankers that have never been to the city'
person from mandurah going for a job interview in Perth-
"So where you from?"
"Me, well i'm from Mandurah."
"Get the fuck out of my office."
3.
The arse of Australia, one of the sister towns to:
-Rockingham
-Kwinana
-Coondanup
-Pinjarrah
The only places on earth where you can walk around in thongs and a flanno' shirt and feel you fit in.
"Where should we invest property?"
"Not Mandurah!!"
"What's that shithole town again?"
"Mandurah mate, Mandurah!"
