What is Mandy Ham?
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Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.
She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.
But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.
"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo
booty moves perfeccc!"
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