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When a girl is giving you head right before you cum you take your dick out of her mouth put it in her eye and blast away.
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tubby man/woman that is a so called Couch Patatoe, and eats apricots all the time. ;)
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Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
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