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Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm.
Last night was great..
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When you vomit a bit in your mouth, usually followed either by:
1. Spitting out the stomach acid and chunks
or
2. Swallowing it like ..
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Contrary to popular belief, and opapotamus is not a hippopotamus, it just has matching DNA.
"AW SNIP DAWG IT'S AN HIPPOPOTAMU..