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rollin on fuckin floor laughing my motha fucken ass off while crying my eyes out!
THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT
i KNOW i WAS roffl..
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When you smack a girl in the face with your nuts when shes givin a bbeeej.
I gave that bitch the russian belt buckle in the mouth..
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Plans you make without the intention of keeping (ie, they're breakable)
"I ran into my old lab partner today. We made glass-..