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An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, b..
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Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments...
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When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)
Bert: Err m..
