Manhattan Marriage

What is Manhattan Marriage?

A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"

Person 2: "No. What happened?"

Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"

Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"

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