What is Manheels?
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Otherwise known as cowboy boots; that which men wear if less than or equal to 5'9" tall. Mandatory when meeting a woman who really is 5'9" tall. Not required: cowboy hat, unless hairline has receded way more than online photo; any attachment to horses, C & W music, or chest hair.
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the insecurities of its vertically-challenged men. Solution: cowboy boots, a/k/a manheels. Tom Cruise might wear manheels.
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Another name for the Upper Peninsula, or "U.P." of Michigan, where people known as "Yoopers" live.
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Someone who eludes vaj
"Dude, why is that guy dancing by himself?"
"Must be a Vaj Eluder"
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