Manheim

What is Manheim?


1.

A quiet, wigger-infested town of about 5000 in Lancaster County. Where the most interesting event is the farmshow.

Not Manheim Township, I'm talking about the orginal Manheim. Home of the all-powerful budget-consuming Baron football team.

Kid 1: Yo D00Dz letz go 2 da Oasis n smoke up!

Kid 2: Naw man, dat place iz lyke full of hookerz.

Kid 3: W0rd Z?

Person 1: Hey, want 2 go 2 Eric's prty? It's gonna b crzy!!!

Person 2: D00d, da Farmshow's dis week.

Kid 1: Lyke, where d0 u live?

Kid 2: In da ghetto of Charlotte Street, dawg.

Kid 1: Hey, want to go to the golf game on Saturday?

Kid 2: Screw dat, Baron's go 2 states on Saturday, dawg.


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