What is Manhole Cover?
1.
What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.
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2.
slang for a sanitary napkin
I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.
3.
Condoms for gay men.
Steve is down with the
Rainbow , so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.
4.
women's underwear
i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants
5.
Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.
"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."
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