Manhole Theory

What is Manhole Theory?

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.

The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.

Nigh

1. To be close to, near, almost. Repent the end is extremely nigh. 2. In New Jersey, stoners say nigh to each other as a getting to see ..

Ooh-wee

1. Word used to express excitement. ooh-wee!! I just played WoW for 20 hours and I did not get a seizure! See a, b, c, d, e 2. dam das ..

Beat A Heat

1. have a cigarette, to go smoke I think I am going to go beat a heat...

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