Manhole Theory

What is Manhole Theory?

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.

The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.

First To Bassett

1. When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint. oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett..

Huffamoose

1. Canadian slang for "blow job" "Dude, my girlfriend gave me a huffamoose last night." See blow job, head..

Quinby

1. A person who sucks farts out of chickens. Possibly as an occupation. Man, I saw your dad over by the chicken coop. What is he, a quin..

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