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When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same cra..
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when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down,..
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When a man has a rather plump girlfriend and he takes the excess skin from her stomach and raps it around his spam dagger and procedes t..