What is Manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia?
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The insane, irrational fear that someone will steal the dead and flaming animal you were going to have sex with in a small, confined space.
Bill: Why does Tom keep checking the closet? And what IS that smell?
Jim: He's got a bad case of manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia.
Bill: .... The hell?
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