Manjeetism

What is Manjeetism?

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Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.

-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.

-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

See i, am, hear, my, roar
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