What is Manjeetism?
1.
Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:
-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.
If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.
See
Random Words:
1.
The "turtleneck-like" skin that glides loosely on the shaft of a penis. More plentiful on an uncircumcised penises.
"Tha..
1.
Veteranprehensile clitoris, which had a distinguished service record in World War Two.
PRIVATE PARROT, so-called because its prominent ..
1.
the terrycloth shoes with non-skid soles that you get in a hospital detox ward when you arrive with no shoes on
They picked me up in th..
