What is Man-kini?
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"Man-kini" is a term used to describe a pair of short, tight swimming trunks worn by men. It is a combination of the words "Man" and "Bikini". One could argue that because men don't normally wear a top piece with their underwear that "Man-kini" is a misnomer.
The style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a "speedo". "Man-kini" is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.
"Look at the dandy over there in the man-kini."
"I can't stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis."
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A conjugation of the word Man and Bikini. Used to describe a tight, short swimming suit worn by men
" I might be partial to snapping a shot of my glutes in a man-kini."
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A side effect of poor genital hygeine, especially in males. Where the unkempt bush strecthes for hip to hip and basically forms a "hair bikini". Incredibly useful only when you are a member of the polar bears club and love to dive nude into freezing water.
"I got to do something about my mankini, my wife is threatening to cut me off from head if I don't give it a trim."
"I developed those pictures from last night's party, and luckily for Frank, Nick's man-kini was so out of control you can't really tell Frank is getting tea bagged. It looks more like he is getting attacked by a missing link. "
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