Manksta Jizzew

What is Manksta Jizzew?


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1) A Mexican Jew.

2) One who celebrates all holidays.

3) One who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.

Croat: "Ali, why weren't you at school yesterday?"

Ali: "It was Yom Hasshana."

Croat: "What kind of Jew are you? Do you mean Yom Kippur?"

Ali: "Right."

Croat: "Ali, what happened to your Christmas Tree?"

Ali: "What? Oh...Papá Noel can't find our house unless he can see the Mexican Chilli Peppers."


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