Manlet

What is Manlet?


1.

a little man - (of which guy nakamura is a good example -

see- guy the flyor shiznit for more info.

a term that can be used to annoy, but in some cases, just to point out an obvious statement

'guy is a manlet, haha, he is so small lol !!11!!1!!1!!! !111oneoneeleven!!11!!onehundred!!1 !11!!eleven!

2.

5'7" or smaller. Usually have Napoleonic syndrome.

That 5'5" manlet over their is trying to score with that score, but he is far too short to be taken seriousily. lolz

See boy, napoleon, good job dave man, rick roll

3.

a small man who has to use lines such as "Hi you are really beautiful and I would like to have sex with your ankles, can we do it please?" to get laid.

It has also been reported that manlets can die from eating a manwich. Their body cannot hand this amount of manly meat.

A man who is below 5'5" is a manlet. They even resemble a chode.

See midget, man, small, tiny

4.

A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.

Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll

Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?

Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.

Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!

Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!

See manlet, loser, douche, troll

5.

1)the guy you are dating.typically, a manlet is very attractive.

2)the guy you are using as a boy toyof sorts.

note:manlet is more commonly used in the first context than the 2nd.usually because the author of this definition doesnt condone boy toys.but have fun.

-"damn..look at that hot manlet..."

"heyy hes mine!we look so good together!"

-"my manlet buys me cool things"

See boy toy, stud, pet, fork


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