What is Manly Grunt?
1.
A nonverbal sound, such as a grunt often performed by jocks. It is used to express power, masculinity and the like. The more aggressive, guttural forms of this grunt can render opposition paralyzed with fear, leaving them open to attack and mauling by forest creatures. (In cities the mauling is often performed by small, tasteless statuary.)
First Jock: *manly grunt*
Second (and far more manly) Jock: *MANLIER GRUNT*
First Jock: *EEEK!*
Forest Creatures: YAY!
See