Manlycure

What is Manlycure?


1.

(n) A fingernail treatment, for instance cutting or cleaning, using a knife or other sharp object as opposed to traditional nail clippers.

Dylan - "You're not gonna get laid with nails like that man."

Bryan - "Wanna borrow my nail clippers?"

Scott - "Nah, just pass me that toothpick for a good 'ol fashion manlycure."

See manicure, manly, man, tooth, pick, knife

2.

When a man gets a manicure or has nicer nail beds/cuticles than most women, they have manlycured hands, rather than manicured hands.

Guy One: Dude, did you get a manicure? Your nails are so clean. Not cool.

Guy Two: Not a manicure, dude, just took care of my cuticles a little. It's still manly. It's a manlycure.

See manicure, man hands, manly


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